Originally Posted 2010
The teacher gave the class a bowl full of lifesavers and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour, and this they did
Red………………….Cherry
Yellow………………Lemon
Green………………..Lime
Orange ………………Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your Mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re arse-holes!