I Can’t See AI Taking Over (But I’m Readily Wrong)

I was playing silly buggers with ChatGPT, Luma and Kling yesterday and put Sinultimata, (you can read it here) a short story I wrote years ago (which also gave me the band name) into ChatGPT and told it to create prompts for the image making AI and Chat had a spaz attack saying something about not being overly keen as it may breach their conditions so because it was being taken out of context I proceeded anyway. It did a good enough job, the first I grabbed to run through the AI Image was this ‘A teenage girl, her eyes vacant, kneeling beside her dead friend on a decaying staircase. She gently pulls back the shattered skull to feed on the still-warm brain. The scene is dark and grotesque, capturing the horror and madness of the moment.’  It worked with Kling, Luma refused. It doesn’t show her feasting on brains but I suppose there, is the limitation of a lefty world that’s scared of everything.
The second (a static image) was ‘Samuel gently hugging the last standing girl, Theresa-Anne, whispering softly into her ear. Her face is wet with tears, a look of despair and resignation. Samuel steps back, his eyes distant, as dark, leathery wings begin to unfurl from his back, ready to disappear into the night sky.’  The other prompts were stopped by Kling and Luma – hey ho t’is wot t’is.
Below are the results – it shows I need to play with AI a LOT more 😉 and for context feel free to read the story – essentially it’s the Seven Deadly Sins or my take on it.

Windows, Ya Gotta Love It

Just spent an age trying to download the Win 10 ISO so I can finish sorting the Dell Precision T3500 with the upgraded CPU and 48GB of ram – so much for the max ram of 24 😉 but I digress. Spent an age fuckin’ about with the media creator that M$ want you to use seeing as they’re discontinuing Win10 but finally got it sorted and it’s installing – yip fuckin’ ee as for Win11 fuck that junk, I’m not spending a fortune on a new machine just to keep M$ happy!!
I happen to like the Dell T3500, pretty much bullet proof providing you don’t knacker the CPU pins like I did so I ended up having to buy a replacement board grrrrr. That gives me two machines fully functional, that one and the one I’m on now, which is a HP Z820 with Dual CPU’s Intel Xeon E5-2687W @ 3.40GHz and 96GB of ram, 2 x 2TB SSD’s, 2 x 2TB spinners and a 2TB NVME drive, along with a GTX 1060 6GB running a huge Samsung curved monitor.
The bloody HP is great for games, well so’s the Dell but hey ho I’ll use the biggest 😉 hanging off them is an Asustor NAS with 16TB of space.
The pics below are not the actual machines, but I’m too lazy to fuck about with an iPhone and transfer pictures 😛
Z820

Screw Steam

Seeing as I’m a 65 year old kid, I’ve been playing Fallout 4 of late and yes it’s got bugs! Got the shits with it seeing as Dogmeat was ignoring me (he’s not s’posed to) so I decided to Google search how to fix it and nope there is no fix.
Apparently it’s a bug that’s never been fixed so tough titties ya outta fluffy duck – so I contacted Steam and was told nope no refund, not covered by Australian consumer law. Are they in for a rude fuckin’ shock – it doesn’t do what it’s supposed to therefore you are eligible for a refund.

I’m gunna be naughty ‘ere and prob get my arse kicked but it sorta makes ya wanna go on the hunt for a norty version of the game and ignore Steam permanently I sure as fuck won’t be buying anything from them again.

Dogmeat Fallout 4

Watch Pins Are Magical

I’m surprised how magical watch strap pins really are, I think they’re related to 10mm sockets 😉 Spent the last two days trying to fix or should I say ‘FIND’ the spring pin on my vintage Seiko strap after it went ‘sproing‘ and disappeared, ended up giving up and taking a pin from another vintage watch to fix it. I feel naked without it, only take the damn thing off when I go to bed or have a shower. It was the father-in-law’s and it was left to me when he passed in 2004 – still the have the original receipt from the jewellers from 1978, it’s one of my prized possessions so yeh fixed it but also ended up buying a shed load of pins and replacement watch batteries to fix other watches I have – hey ho never throw stuff away 🙂

Break Dancing? The Olympics Have Lost It!

Caught a snippet of the so-called sport of break dancing and to be quite blunt, ‘who in their right fucking mind would include that shite in the Olympics, obviously a lefty toss pot with no real idea!’
The Olympics should go back to being an amateur thing, scrap the corporate sponsors and the multi millionaire sportsmen and women (fuck pronouns), and bring it back to the people.
Well that’s todays rant I’m off to do some work but I’ll leave you with a pic of a ‘Break Dancing’ – BAHAHAHAHA.

Break Dancing BAHAHA
Break Dancing BAHAHA

That’ll Do

I’m over MySQL databases, I’m yet to look at the one behind this version of WordPress but the earlier versions I was using was a bloody mess so I’ve given up as they won’t dump and the multiple instances of posts was getting enough hence the reason behind mis-dated/confused dated posts 😉 .
All that’s left is to sort the Gallery (I’ve cocked that up already) and call it done, then I can concentrate on posting new stuff.
Cheers
Carl

Who Is An Idiot – or My Oopsy

Originally Posted 2015

I mentioned the other day my like of working with timber, and two days ago I decided it was time to have a quick tidy up, that being put wood where the wood should go (I always put tools away as I finish with them) seeing as I’d made a slight mess doing the restore of the rare as rocking horse excrement Modelo 1813 Asturcon (with provenance I might add) bass.
Anyhoo, I saw three 10 foot lengths of timber that could be put on the rack in the other shed, plus a 5′ x 5′ 6mm sheet of MDF that could go in the same place. Actually the MDF is two 6mm sheets stuck together with two more 5′ x 2′ stuck to that as bracing (I was using it as a roof section on a store room for a while) so I grabbed the MDF first and stacked that, then went and got one of the 10′ lengths and seeing as I had to stretch over the MDF to stack the 10′ length I knocked the MDF which obviously wasn’t stacked real well and it slipped off the rack, twisted and came down corner first. Did it make me yell? Hell yeh it did, it made a noise a big noise – but the bigger noise was coming from me as that corner came down on top of my right foot and yes you guessed it I wasn’t wearing boots (who wears boots to clean up?).

So after covering the shed floor in what looked like gallons of blood (weren’t really but hey I’m a musician I can exaggerate) I hopped out of the shed and in to the house only for her who must be obeyed to yell at me for being a dipstick and getting blood on the carpet. Personally what’s the more annoying part is I use both feet when playing, the left for the sustain pedal, the right to switch patches but if I move my right foot too much now it splits the skin and makes it get all bloody again so I\’m stuck with trying to do everything left footed at the moment.

Anyway the moral of this story?
WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR EVEN IF YOU’RE JUST CLEANING UP HARMLESS STUFF OR THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU, AND YOU TOO COULD FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT!!

Reason vs MixCraft vs Reaper

Originally Posted 2015

Upper management decided that due to the fact I’m a dinosaur I have to look at a DAW as I tend to do a fair bit of composing/engineering here at home on the analogue synth’s then send the stuff off to the studio for final processing. That said, it was suggested I look at a DAW, that way I can (or should I say “THEY CAN”) find it easier to manipulate so the end product is easier to sort.
If you know me you’ll already know my opinion on suits so I won’t bother going in to that again, I’ll just be doing a comparison between the three DAW’s that are in the title. Now personally, I hate them (DAW’s that is). No let me rephrase that I tolerate them, as I find it easier to find the sound I want by turning a knob or pushing a slider than waving a computer mouse around. But to get them to shut the (insert expletive) up I’ll be comparing three. Propellerheads Reason 7.1, Acoustica’s MixCraft Pro 7 and Cocko’s Reaper Version something that escapes me and publishing my thoughts here just to prove to those who pay me I have actually looked at them 😉 it’s not going to be a real super in-depth review, just my personal view so take it or leave it.
So me being me – captain negative bastard, I\’m going to start with the con’s as I found them, the computer I’m using them on is a Windows 7 64bit system with a dual core cpu and eight gig of ram. Apart from that I’m computer knowledgeable but far from a geek – so on to it.
Reason: No support for VST’s which is madness in this day and age as Arturia do some brilliant stuff and I actually enjoy tinkering with Korg’s Legacy, but neither will work in Reason so that to me is a big no major failing.
MixCraft: Regularly crashes due to the fact that a lot of VST’s are 32bit and from my understanding they themselves acknowledge the issue. Sadly a lot of the better VST’s are 32bit and they aren’t being ported to 64bit so if this issue will ever be sorted who knows. I’ve actually had it lock up my machine to the point where CTRL/ALT/DEL don’t even work so a forced restart is needed.
Reaper: I found I had to troll through too many drop downs to get to what I wanted, whether that was a VST a filter or an FX.
Now as for the good bits, I’ll start with midi. All three found what I have plugged in at the moment, the Moog Little Phatty, Roland RS and Korg MS2000 which run through an E-MU 2X2 well the Moog has a USB also so – they also found the Arturia Beatstep and Keylab 61 but that would be expected considering the latter two bits of hardware are essentially made for DAW’s.
As for audio in, I run everything that isn’t midi capable e.g. the modular, guitars, voices etc through a Behringer mixer, I also run the three listed synths through it too as I find there are sounds there that just aren’t available and I just couldn’t be bothered hunting for a similar sound in the DAW’s (yes there’s the dinosaur again).
Reason finds audio in (I use ASIO) without a single hiccup, both Reaper and Mixcraft took a bit of dickin’ about. I actually gave up with Reaper, it used to work but for some reason it now refuses to. Mixcraft however was happy enough to find the audio but the volume was so low and the help files were too vague so I gave up on that too.
Exporting audio, now personally I like Mixcraft for that as you get a number of choices be it FLAC or WAV or MP3, why anyone would export a serious file as an MP3 escapes me but ehh it’s there.
Midi: All three seem to take midi files without argument, in Mixcraft you even have the choice of seeing it in the midi edit feature as a score (I compose some really complex stuff at times – scary) which is a real treat, BUT that’s as far as it gets, either I missed something or Mixcraft can’t handle automation, tempo etc. a good example would be Rossini’s ‘Dawn’ from the William Tell overture. The time sig is 3/4 and the tempo is from memory 54 or there abouts. Loading my comparison midi in to Mixcraft saw it tag the time sig as 4/4 and 120bpm ermm not quite right is that, Reason and Reaper handled it fine. As far as editing a midi file I must honestly say you can’t go passed Reason, both Mixcraft and Reaper were too frustrating – as they say less is more and Reason has that.
Addons: Reaper and Mixcraft make use of VST’s along with inbuilt stuff so essentially your bank of instruments is all but endless oh and Mixcraft also has Izotope Mastering Essentials which I happen to like. Reason on the other hand does come with a fair bit but to get the most out of it you have to obtain refills and and rack extensions which can become expensive.
End Bit: Which one is the better? None really (oops the dinosaur’s back) but I suppose I have to pick one. Reason has its stability, Mixcraft looks and feels better and the ability to utilise the squillions of VST’s out there, Reaper is cheap hmmmm a toughy. I think I’ll have to lean toward Reason only because of its stability, if Mixcraft was more stable or the 32bit/64bit issue wasn’t then I’d be leaning toward that instead. If I had to give them a rating out of 10, Reason would get an 8, Mixcraft a 7.90 and Reaper a 6.5.

Top 50 Iconic Songs

Originally Posted 2016

Some fella by the name of Dr Mick Grierson, from Goldsmiths, University of London used some form of mathematical/computational theory whatever to come up with the top 50 iconic songs and what a crock of shit his end list is. Looking through the list I could probably agree with two or three, the rest are just pure crap down to and including a sodding cover song – shit if you’re going to call a song iconic, at least credit it to the original artist.
Anyway, I (amongst probably 1,000’s of other bloggers) have decided to create my own top 50 iconic songs and if you don’t agree with me then tough shit, do I look like I give a fuck?

They’re not in any particular order, just as they come to mind.

White Christmas – Bing Crosby
32-20 Blues – Robert Johnson
Seasons of Change – Blackfeather
Stairway to Heaven – Led Zeppelin
Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
Smoke on The Water – Deep Purple
That’s Amore – Dean Martin
My Way – Frank Sinatra
In A Gadda Da Vida – Iron Butterfly
Paranoid – Black Sabbath
Toys in the Attic – Aerosmith
School’s Out – Alice Cooper
Death Walks Behind You – Atomic Rooster
Can’t get Enough – Bad Company
Most People I Know (Think That I’m Crazy) – Billy Thorpe & The Aztecs
21st Century Schizoid Man – King Crimson
In For The Kill – Budgie
You Are The Sunshine of my Life – Stevie Wonder
White Room – Cream
She Loves You – Beatles
Riders on the Storm – The Doors
For Your Love – The Yardbirds
Brown Sugar – Rolling Stones
Over the Rainbow – Judy Garland (although I prefer Billy Thorpe’s version)
Heart of the Sunrise – Yes
Pictures at an Exhibition – Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Billy The Mountain – Frank Zappa
Wishing Well – Free
Child In Time – Deep Purple
Iron Man – Black Sabbath
Be My Lover – Alice Cooper
Satisfaction – Rolling Stones
Babe – Styx
Back in to the Future – Man
Gypsy – Uriah Heep
Thick as a Brick – Jethro Tull
Race With The Devil – Gun
Mesmerisation Eclipse – Captain Beyond
Breadfan – Budgie
Us and Them – Pink Floyd
Julia – Pavlov’s Dog
Aqualung – Jethro Tull
All Right Now – Free
Atom Heart Mother – Pink Floyd
Sheer Heart Attack – Queen
Wish You Were Here – Pink Floyd
Journey to the Centre of the Earth – Rick Wakeman
Cross Road Blues – Robert Johnson
Bloody Well Right – Supertramp
Fantastic Piece of Architecture – Bloodrock

Well that’s my 50, it could easily be 100 but hey Grierson started it!

Auctions, a Bargain? No

Originally Posted 2016

I regularly wander auction company listings looking for keyboards/synths but usually never see any so it’s back to eBay to troll the never ending shite and bullshit prices. Let’s look at say a Korg Kronos 88 – retail is around the $5,500 mark +/- a bit and what is eBay full of? Yep new Korg Kronos 88’s for that price. I’m confused, where is the bargain that an auction is supposed to bring, sure as hell not anywhere near advertisers of Korg Kronos’.
That’s the new stuff what about ‘vintage’ and I use the term loosely. Let’s look at ermm a Korg M1 there is one retailer/spammer on eBay who seems to think they’re worth a small fortune (or their ego is as inflated as their prices on all their stuff which is fucked up) as in $500 to $600+. My personal opinion on the M1 is one of “BLEH” if you want something like that get a T2EX, but I digress. Other sellers look on eBay to see how much they’re selling for, see this idiots pricing structure and follow suit – my response to that is “BAHAHAHA you cretins!” As far as I’m concerned a mint and I mean MINT M1 is worth no more than $350 as they aren’t a rare piece of kit, and if you don’t like my offer then piss off I’m not that fussed.
There was one there the other week that had a dead keybed, broken keys and a fading screen and they wanted $300 as a starter – give me a break sheesh.
It seems to me that if you put the words keyboard and synthesizer together people assume they’re on a winner – you know the type, find a cheezy Casio at a garage sale for ten bux, take it home, grab a few snaps and stick it on eBay for ten or twenty times the price when in reality the damn thing is a door stop, nothing more nothing less.

Ehh I’m bored now, rant over 😉